Being a woman 101

Basically, being a woman sucks unless you adore


low self esteem
settle for someone to conceive
other bitchy women in parenting programs
menstruating
breasts which leak for a year after nursing
an endless number of OGYN problems
having the weight of the world on your shoulders
being responsible for raising girls who aren't sluts and boys who don't like sluts
cleaning


This post has been written after I called David and told him to call Mike (principal) to schedule a meeting. 

I have called him at least 7 times over the past 12 days. 

David called, left a message, and received an adequate and prompt phone call less than 3 minutes later. 

Now I am pissed.