Dissatisfied Customer

Well for anyone who has ever woken up next to me after a long sleep or seen me at the beach or swimming pool....you already know I that I don't have any eyebrows.


Picture it Sicily 1945 Zellers 1995. 

By the way...if you are considering having any aesthetic services, remember that Zellers is a sloppy, overpriced bum hole department store first. 

And possibly an everything we serve comes out of our freezer restaurant second. 

I could add pharmacy also. 

The place was First Choice Hair Cutters. 

I was young, and must have gotten high on the perm fumes.


Any woo, I let the woman who ruined my life forever nice lady do what she told me would look totally awesome. 

By awesome did she mean like I lost a bet, or had gone through some sick hazing at a university?


David says my eyebrows have filled in since we started dating but what does he know?

I'm pretty sure he wasn't looking at my eyebrows when we first met. 

In the meantime I can order these little stencils of eyebrows to make the job of getting them on straight in 2 minutes at 6 in the morning a bit easier. 

You can order the Halle Berry, the J Lo, the Brooke Shields.....


By the end of next year I will be able to wipe my brow in the summer, swim with the dolphins, and answer a knock at my door with confidence.


Oh and sorry Trev about Zellers...I know you had 1 or 2 birthday parties there. But the place really has gone down hill (: