The real sucky thing about being morbidly obese class 1 is the preparation for summer.
Summer = death.
From sweating....your thighs rubbing so hard together they literally make fire....exhaustion, and wardrobe.
Summer = death.
From sweating....your thighs rubbing so hard together they literally make fire....exhaustion, and wardrobe.
My formula doesn't really change during the summer.
One pair of capri's, and two shirts.
I don't unpack a bag from last year in preparation for this one.
I have limited amounts of clothing and wash them constantly so they are often reduced to rags at the end of it all.
I can guarantee that whatever I chose to wear is based solely on the fact that we only have a Pennington's, Reitman's and a Walmart to shop for plus sized clothing.
For financial reasons, my only option is Walmart.
Ahhh.... Penman's and B.U.M...how blessed am I to have these fine brands.
One pair of capri's, and two shirts.
I don't unpack a bag from last year in preparation for this one.
I have limited amounts of clothing and wash them constantly so they are often reduced to rags at the end of it all.
I can guarantee that whatever I chose to wear is based solely on the fact that we only have a Pennington's, Reitman's and a Walmart to shop for plus sized clothing.
For financial reasons, my only option is Walmart.
Ahhh.... Penman's and B.U.M...how blessed am I to have these fine brands.
Wait! I forgot my big news (again , no pun intended).
In April, I stopped at Walmart in Dartmouth looking for a pair of pants to go on my annual date.
I didn't have 25 dollars, and couldn't find anything in the plus size section, and then I had an idea.
I really wish someone could have caught this on camera.
My eyes became large and I had a huge grin....sort of like the Grinch, and based on the way I was feeling that day, I probably looked like the him also.
Anyway, I ventured over to theincredibly cheap, every size available, huge variety, neat regular sized section and found a pair of XL pants.
Keeping in mind these are Penman's, and didn't have a zipper, but I actually did it!
I didn't even know I was moving closer to this point. This gives you an indication of how far away from reality I am.
In April, I stopped at Walmart in Dartmouth looking for a pair of pants to go on my annual date.
I didn't have 25 dollars, and couldn't find anything in the plus size section, and then I had an idea.
I really wish someone could have caught this on camera.
My eyes became large and I had a huge grin....sort of like the Grinch, and based on the way I was feeling that day, I probably looked like the him also.
Anyway, I ventured over to the
Keeping in mind these are Penman's, and didn't have a zipper, but I actually did it!
I didn't even know I was moving closer to this point. This gives you an indication of how far away from reality I am.
Again...you all know the only thing preventing me from world domination being looked at as an equal is this fat... and Autism bullshit....oh, and my race and gender. So maybe I'm not the quickest fix, but I don't have acne, or major teeth issues.
Sad news to report. We didn't go on the date, and I am returning the pants since I won't wear them over the summer and hope they don't fit by fall.
Sad news to report. We didn't go on the date, and I am returning the pants since I won't wear them over the summer and hope they don't fit by fall.
2 comments:
I absolutely hate B.U.M. and elastic waistbands...LORD, I feel like a whale. Congrats on the weight loss...you are getting close to the "comfortable fat" stage. Won't it be great to be under 200? Gawd...I have months to go before I reach that.
Do you even own ugly plus size clothes? You are soooo right, I am almost at the comfortable fat...the size where you feel your neck won't prohibit you from breathing while sleeping :). My goal is only 180 which will give me room to gain while depressed, then panic and remember how I got to that way in the first place....Always thinking ahead. Did you see Kathy Lee Gifford last week helping promote the 'Clothesline Diet' book? She said...the author ballooned up to almost 300lbs and was unable to move, or leave her home??? I'm the biggest drama queen and even that's a stretch for me. Unable to move? She made it sound like the crane and forklift were positioned outside her home on standby.
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